Prof. Sam Lawler on Nostr: Today I learned that mama muscovy ducks can fling their poop extremely accurately in ...
Today I learned that mama muscovy ducks can fling their poop extremely accurately in threatening situations, like when someone very carefully picks up their duckling to relocate it.
Now that I have taken a full shower and washed my face multiple times, I have to say it's definitely an extremely effective defense strategy.
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