I had an MPD detective ask me today to give the police my DNA. He said, and I quote: "It's not saved in a database or anything."
Cops lie. Poorly. Lazily.
NEVER comply.
If they don't fuck off immediately (he did), go directly to "lawyer" time. If you've never found yourself in a cop building or cop car before -- and consider it may be as a witness instead of as an arrestee! -- practice now so you know how to handle yourself without feeling flustered. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday, loves.
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