RECUMBENT BIKE ALLOWS YOU TO KEEP THE RIDE GOING FOR LOMG HOURS
CONVENTIONAL ROAD BIKES COME WITH SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED "BALL CRUSHER" SEATS, ENGINEERED TO INDUCE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND PELVIC PAINS
CONVENTIONAL ROAD BIKES ALSO ENCOURAGE CYCLING IN A SHRIMP-LIKE CURLED OVER POSITION
ITS MEANT TO LOOK AS THOUGH YOUR BICYCLE IS FUCKING YOU UP THE ASS A SPECIAL FORM FITTING LYCRA OUTFIT AND A CYCLING HELMET DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE A DICKHEAD COMPLETES THE IMAGE
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