We have to leave in 30 minutes. I've laid out your clothes. I just need you to brush your teeth and get dressed. You have half an hour. I'm getting myself together. Can I trust you to get this done?
*28 minutes later*
"Mom! We can't leave! I'm not ready! I haven't gotten dressed or brushed my teeth! I don't know where my clothes are!"
*Pull my hair out*
PresidentElectTheRupertDamnit
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