Guards in video games are so fucking stupid.
> "Huh? Did that bush 50 ft away move a little in this densely wooded area full of animals???"
> "I mean, ive been guarding this place for 2 weeks with literally no action. Cant be anything"
> "I know what I must do"
> "My options are to tell EVERYONE at base to go investigate with me, abandoning the base... Or I can open fire, prompting everyone else to, prompting the mortar teams as well to open fire on that exact location, and even some backup"
Can you imagine how many deer have been turned into ground meat at this place before you actually invaded?
Sky :smug_dog: /
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