TheLegendaryMan on Nostr: Let's break down my dream last night shall we? I dreamt that I was hank hill from ...
Let's break down my dream last night shall we?
I dreamt that I was hank hill from king of the hill.
Me and Peggy were fucking in the shower at a local motel on a trip, but due to complications we decided to move it to a bench outside.
After we finished she pulled up her skirt. Then the lights to the restaurant came on outside and revealed that the restaurant was not closed. It just had strong tinted windows. Everyone eating there started cheering at our performance.
Then I was remembering a time were me and the rest of the gang were kids. We went to an outdoor world store. Got lectured about how guitar strings work. Then someone bought a large inflatable raft. Which we then blew up and chilled out in a parkinglot. Until our parents gave us a ride home.
Then a new dream happened after I took a piss from waking up. Our neighbor parked in a minivan outside our home. Their kids broke into our house and started making sandwiches. Leaving trails of chopped red onions everywhere.
Had to drag them out of the house. Then their parents showed up demanding to speak with me. I responded by coming out with my ar10 with 50 round drum at the ready. They insisted on speaking with me about an offer. So I let them inside, but still had my gun ready to fire.
They told me that they wanted to work with me on a project to make a documentary about the 5th master race. Which was amebas. Then a bunch of green cicadas started flying out of the parents bodies and I had to put them down.
The dream continued after I went outside and grabbed a balloon. Which then whisked me far away flying through the air to a day spa. Where I then wanted to have some Italian meats and cheeses in the waiting room, but couldn't find the right remote control to the TV.
Then I woke up to my dog giving me headbutts and sneezes in my face. This was a weird series of dreams even for me. I would love to hear your thoughts on this one.
#asknostr
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