Hey USA, the pollsters are calling and it’s your civic duty to fuck with them.
When they ask who you are voting for, tell them George William Frederick. Tell them you think the colonial experiment failed and it’s time to admit you were wrong.
When they ask if get your news from TV or the Internet, tell them you don’t own a TV, but you listen to Radio Havana on shortwave and get the goings-on of the human word whispered to you by woodland critters and birdsong.
Make polling great again.
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