3/10.
Tell me, besides you fan service fanatics did anyone honestly remember this anime came out at all? I remember seeing it as something to watch via streaming a few years back but stopped watching it after like half way through episode 1 and never went back, not because it was “so bad’ but because I just lost any interest to continue it, well now I have and finished it and I gotta say this show being forgotten is no real loss lol.
I own this show because it was dirt cheap at one point and decided I wanted to want some generic fluff show but what I got instead was just a bad show with poor direction and a bland look to everything with fan service forced into multiple scenes where it made no sense and clearly the creator liked tentacles more than the dragons in the title considering he combined them and gave more detail to the tentacle scenes. They weren’t bad to witness or anything but honestly it would have been better as a hentai show so the “plot” could be overlooked and things could have gone much further, but instead we get ok fan service that just makes you wanna finish off with something that goes further and even the hentai images for the show are lacking when that should be the biggest point of this show honestly.
The Show was made in 2014 and has a art style that reflects that with animation that’s fine but as I mentioned before the direction for at least the first half was all over the place feeling like they cut 40 in-between scenes that would have given us more context and force the female characters to have a thing for Ash (the main protagonist) even though besides him winning a few times by the skin of his teeth him being pretty boring and forgettable most of the time. The scenes where he’s being seduced are the more interesting bits that get interrupted because it’s not a hentai to drag you back to the plot that honestly doesn’t matter sense it feels like they make it up on the spot as they go. The bad guy unleashes basically zombie dragons, ash and his “pron” beat them and he just says “we at least know what he can do” and leaving until apparently this new pron apparently is the focus of their plans towards the end and the assumed dead guy was being possessed by a evil dragon or some shit??? Honest to god it makes no difference sense it plays out like any other typical fantasy story with any cliché you can think of happening besides I guess the fact ash chooses to fuck his dragon girl (sadly not literally, just he chooses her or whatever). This show also wraps things up in a way where you would never have a need to find the source material and I’d say that’s a plus at least.
The character designs aren’t bad, this was clearly done at a time where censorship was not a big thing so you see a good amount of nudity, the characters are dull if you take out the lusty parts, the coloration has to be its weakest element causing everything not to stand out and be kinda lifeless and the plot doesn’t matter and all someone would need to do is take all the lewd bits and compile them to get the best of the shows experience.
Best Quality: The lewd moments.
Worst Quality: The colors made this fade into obscurity even with a blah plot and basic concept.
Awards-
Just Fuck Already!: Some hentai could be anime with how well they are done and some anime should just be hentai with how bad they did in any other aspect and this show should have just went all the way and forfeited being an anime, it would have made it more enjoyable.
Bad Crock: Like a crock that doesn’t know how to cover his tracks it’s very obvious the person in charge of directing scenes and honestly dialogue at time didn’t do a good job at hiding how either amateurish they were or how bad they are at their job because so much context was missing due to scene cuts and dialogue felt forced and expositional.
Child Writer: It felt like a kid wrote the plot as he went along or someone was just letting a kid write it because besides foreshadowing the prince the rest felt like it just happened because something generic needed to happen for a plot to be more than the lewd stuff but in doing so hurt the show as a whole.
Overall this is a bad anime and it should have been a hentai, I have no issue with it being forgotten as a show but wish the hentai images for it were more and better and did I happen to mention I almost dropped it half way through, it’s a 3/10.