Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on Nostr: There are apparently entire avocado orchards in Mexico that the locals know to stay ...
There are apparently entire avocado orchards in Mexico that the locals know to stay far the fuck away from because you'll get a Mexican chainsaw haircut if they even suspect you're stealing any.
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2025-04-05 02:50:29Event JSON
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