Judges deciding environmental regulations.
Politicians deciding medical decisions.
Why stop there?
Let Kid Rock head the American Library Association.
Let Stephen Miller run FEMA.
Let Ben Shapiro approve all concerts (all right wing rap, all the time).
Let Steve Bannon oversee a National Dress Code. (Three shirts required.)
Let Jim Jordan outlaw suit jackets.
Let Martha Ann Alito be the new Chief Eliminator of Rainbows. (Story of Noah outlawed; no one allowed out after rainstorms.)
Let Kavanaugh institute minimum daily requirements for beer consumption.
Let Don Jr. and Matt Gaetz co-run the DEA.
Let MTG institute "Tantric Sex Room" requirement for all gyms.
Let Gorsuch write all chemistry textbooks.
Let Rudy legalize marrying close relatives.
Let RFK Jr. be in charge of the National Stockpile of vaccines.
Let Roger Stone require Nixon back tattoos.
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