CMD on Nostr: >Go to a nerd convention with (fat, unattractive, slightly dumb, and taken) female ...
>Go to a nerd convention with (fat, unattractive, slightly dumb, and taken) female friend
>She suggests I share a room with her and her female friends, I decline (I am keeping my penis size a secret from this friend group)
>She starts pointing at guys she's sexually attracted to
>They look like me but with a better physique and different hair
>She starts catcalling them
>I unintentionally and instinctively glare at her
>"Come on CMD, this is a place for degenerates to perv out on other people."
This is why I hide the penis.
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2024-11-03 02:19:54Event JSON
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