The aliens land in front of the Australian Parliament House in Canberra. As the pale spindly alien descends from the ramp, the prime minister emerges to greet them.
"We come in peace," intones the alien, "We wish to learn about your democracy and introduce it to our home world."
"Why us?" asks the PM.
"You are keepers of the democracy sausage," replies the alien.
"Also, we are taking Antony Green."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #DemocracySausage
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