Artemisia Vulgaris on Nostr: Thanks for waiting. Your call is a nightmare from which we cannot awaken. Please ...

Thanks for waiting. Your call is a nightmare from which we cannot awaken. Please continue to hold. An advisor will answer your call as soon as hell freezes over. Just so you know, we have a website where 90% of the idiotic questions you people call to ask are already answered. We paid a lot of money to set it up so we could fire as many helpline staff as possible. Thank you for continuing to hold.