Fe₂🦀₃⋅H₂🦀 (taking it SUPER easy) on Nostr: My previous company also did this as they were going down the drain. Fired half the ...

My previous company also did this as they were going down the drain. Fired half the engineers and hired twice the number of middle managers at twice the salary. I'm sure if I got an MBA I would be enlightened as to why this is such a big brained plan

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company townhall (attendance mandatory): "WAAAAAH WE AREN'T MEETING OUR ARBITRARY SALES TARGETS BECAUSE BLUMPF TARIFFS ARE MEAN! Also we hired 87 new middle managers, be sure to congratulate them! Also we laid off a bunch of production workers and now our customers are mad we're behind on making their stuff, but this is YOUR FAULT and you need to work harder (we have a lot of people who have been working 7 14-hour shifts a week without a single day off since November lol). Remember, we are all ONE TEAM and we WIN as A TEAM---except when it comes time for raises and layoffs! Also we have new AI initiatives and that's super exciting (we're ruining the search function on our website and adding a chatbot and paying shady Indian contracting companies 4 million dollars to do this for us).

I am being subjected to tortures that Dante would have thought were too cruel to write into hell.