Rick on Nostr: Lost my goddamn phone today, thought I lost it in the library bathroom when I was ...

Lost my goddamn phone today, thought I lost it in the library bathroom when I was dropping a deuce but I didn't see it in there, looked all over the place but didn't find it. Drove back to my storage unit because I thought I left it there, walked all over it and didn't find it. Went home and checked the find my phone app on Google and it was at the library. I went back and the girl at the counter brought it out of lost and found for me. I swear to God I'm going to get checked for Alzheimers