Alex Gleason on Nostr: Bears are large doggos. If you look closely you can see the doggo inside the bear. ...

Bears are large doggos. If you look closely you can see the doggo inside the bear.

Cows are... not. There is perhaps some type of doggo inside the cow, but the cow is an herbivore. That's why people are more willing to eat them.

But you know who else is a herbivore? Hippos. Koalas. Now the true philosophers among us may say "I don't care about those, I'd eat them too." But your WIFE wouldn't. Why? Is your wife just retarded? Or maybe we don't eat those animals because we'd feel bad, because we understand that koalas have thoughts and feelings, OR WE AT LEAST THINK THEY'RE CUTE. Well you know who else is cute?! COWS. CHECKMATE CARNISTS.