CarlBMenger on Nostr: BREAKING: JPMorgan to “allow” clients to buy #Bitcoin, says CEO Jamie Dimon. ...
BREAKING: JPMorgan to “allow” clients to buy #Bitcoin, says CEO Jamie Dimon.
Allow? What are you, a toddler? You need daddy Dimon’s permission to buy freedom?
Be a man. Dump your JPM portfolio. Buy real #Bitcoin. And let the Dimons of this world choke on their f* arrogance.
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