𐌔é𐌉𐌌í 𐌌𐌀𐌂 𐌔íꝊ𐌌ó𐌍 on Nostr: All of the devs decide to squash their beef by backpacking into the jungle and taking ...

All of the devs decide to squash their beef by backpacking into the jungle and taking ayahuasca so that they can put all this behind them and become as one.

As the drugs begin to wear off, one of the devs comes to and explains that he was visited by the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl who imparted esoteric knowledge of how to build the truest client, the client that will begin the next era of human enlightenment.

One of the other devs pipes up "Liar! Quetzalcoatl chose me as his messenger!".

Another chimes in "That wasn't even real ayahuasca, that was just oregano!".

Furious bouts of slapping and hair pulling begin. . .