My aftershave burst in my luggage and spilled over my clothes and it smells like a shampooed carpet. Going through customs, a sniffer beagle became quite enamored with my repulsive bag so an officer got to thumb through my smelly underwear.
At least it wasn't the olive oil I was bringing back that broke.
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2024-05-26 23:20:55
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