I just learned that Yammer, under Microsoft's ownership, is now called “Viva Engage”
This means that I cannot make fun of the name Xitter anymore, because "Viva Engage" is so boring and pretentious that Bono is taking notes.
The person who came up with this name deserves to be ridiculed for eternity in Heck (it's like a light version of hell for people who didn't really commit sins, but whose actions still prohibit them from getting into heaven)
Michael Kazarnowicz /
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2024-02-21 08:06:53
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