1. A few hours before the impact, all human kind will have to move to Brazil. And we will have to jump, jump, jump, in rhythm, hoping we can move earth far enough from Mars trajectory to avoid the impact.
2. If that doesn't work, all human mankind being on the impact point is bad! So all human kind will have to travel very quickly to the opposite point on earth, to get as safe as possible. So all human kind will move to China, hoping that most of the impact gets absorbed by the ocean.
🧵2/3
#astronomy #scifi #humor #humour
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