4AAAAAAAAA SHUT UP SHUT UP
GIVE ME A GOOD MAYO RECIPE
Everyone says "oh hell yeah it's super simple just use some olive oil and eggs and whip them" but every recipe we've tried doesn't have any good taste to it. I've tried them all, lemons, EVOO, diff. concentrations of yolks, pickle juices, none of them have been good enough to make a second time. I think we've done at least 5, maybe 8 different attempts, they all come out mediocre.
I'm only gonna buy "it's easy" from the guy who's been doing the same recipe for 20 years, because I think everyone is just pretending to make their own!
Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) /
npub1yy…8ncmr
2024-09-02 19:46:31
in reply to nevent1q…tczh
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