Bishop Whitewind on Nostr: Oh boy howdy are you all in for a fucking treat this time. Gave me a second. Let me ...

Oh boy howdy are you all in for a fucking treat this time.
Gave me a second. Let me pop my shoes off and start drinking here real quick 😌. I recommend a nice Moscato by the way.
Okay, there's now two new kinds of #covid. The cow one that's already jumped to humans, and is I assume rapidly spreading out there as I type this. This is an addition to just regular covid which you may recall ate my brain, then there's also cat covid that has the potential to jump. That's just what I'm aware of at the moment, and I go out of my way to ignore people screaming about first covid because I was like "bro you about to have more covids than you have hands to count" and people started hissing and so now here we are. What do you know?
My point was the plagues were coming. They were coming before but they are absolutely coming now too.
Donald Trump in his infinite vesdom has appointed some idiot from Fox News that doesn't believe in air to be the hand washing guy or something. I don't know. I mean you know I'm an anarchist like I give a fuck, but you know don't expect another fauci or whatever the fuck man.
These people don't believe in air. I promise you they will die before they wear a mask or accept grade school science into their hearts 😌
Also there's #plastic in your tears now so you know at some point that's going to cause problems. I guess we may never live long enough to find out just what kind of fucked up shit that does to a person now 👍
Also forever chemicals are everywhere. Remember I was like y'all stop using #Teflon you dumb fucking bastards and everybody's like "my Skillet, my Skillet" and now you got fucking Teflon in your balls. Congratufuckinglations *clap clap clap clap*
I'm just going to spit out dumb things that are about to happen.
The tariffs mixed with the mass deportation, even if they don't follow through with the mass deportation The tariffs alone are going to cause prices on everything to skyrocket.
These dumb basic white girls, they were like "my eggs, my eggs money💵💵😩." Oh Becky, are you in for a fucking treat.
Turns out somehow in 2024. Americans still didn't know what the fuck it tariff was. They do now 👍
Donald sent Elon Musk. He's made him czar of destroying the government. Again, I hate the government so lol but you know if you needed anything from it. You are about fucked. If you work for it. You're absolutely fucked. Unless whatever you're doing is some Nazi bullshit then you about to be rich 👍
The defense contractors and departments the DoD. They will never touch it. Notice that no matter who is in office, not a single one of them will stop blowing the arms off children, imagine that 🤔
FBI still got a file on me. Hope to eat a whole fucking duck 👍
Justice department just torches poor people. So you know again, hope they too eat a whole fucking duck 👍🦆
My point being what happened to Twitter is about to happen to federal agencies in the United States, again unless they're blowing the arms off of children or doing some Nazi shit.
Speaking of Nazi shit, there's about to be a little "kerfuffle" in the military.
My wet dream is that they'll kill each other in the ocean somewhere so you know fine by me soldiers lol. 🪖
What education is less in the United States will be a Hitler youth Notre Nation camp. I mean it basically already is, but people were somehow still too stupid to notice. After all this time presents were going to be huge again. You won't notice that will you LMAO.
As you know, whatever is left when the dust settles will be there solely to torture people Donald Trump personally doesn't like.
I mean you could already just go run down protesters in your car while shooting guns at them. So I mean I don't know what it was going to take for you to figure out the "justice system" in the United States was fucked. But you know no matter how fucking white and out of touch you are, no matter how much you spent on brunch this afternoon. You're about to fucking find out 😘
Geopolitically China's about to eat duck, Trump and Putin will be sending dick pics to each other. Crackpot dictator on Earth will be sending him swooning letters from prison.
No one gave a fuck what Israel was doing before. I can't tell you what this crab salad pocket purse full of maniacs are going to do about that.
Doesn't matter. There won't be anyone left there soon anyway. So there you go. Now you can get some sleep again Daddy 👍
And I guess that's about it. This is what I guess you would call doing the #news. I don't know what the fuck you call this, but you know the news sure as fuck isn't doing it so there you go assholes.
Oh right. Yeah the immigrants if they do deport them all. That's where your food comes from and we all know you're not going to ever sully your hands picking a fucking avocado, so between that and #ClimateChange, expect a #Famine 👌
Many more unchecked #fires as well since Donald doesn't know how #trees work 🤙
#Forecast