npub1a73wyr3s8ffagwsnlfd548d0nsaqcwdnn6550akehaxglw3kzc8qce7y6q (npub1a73…7y6q) you are right about 8gb being stupid.
https://www.tomshardware.com/news/microsoft-surface-laptop-studio-2-laptop-go-3-price-specs-release-date
New surfaces start with 16.
Mine has 32 because...minecraft