Did you know that cats walk in “direct register”, which means that the back paws always land exactly where the front paws were? This is apparently extremely useful for stealthy hunting.
So, when you feel a cat stab its paw with extreme force into your genitals at 4:00 in the morning, remember to brace yourself: there’s another one coming.
Now, I’m off to find some ice. For no reason.
samir, very scary, run away /
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