Bodhipaksa on Nostr: When my son was very young he asked me to show him how Siri worked on the iPad. Me: ...
When my son was very young he asked me to show him how Siri worked on the iPad.
Me: "Sure, what would you like Siri to do?"
He said he wanted to find pictures of me.
Me: "Hey, Siri, find pictures of Bodhipaksa on the internet."
Siri:"Searching the internet for pictures of booty action."
I've probably never moved more quickly as I stabbed at the cancel button, but I remember it as happening in slow motion: "Noooooooooooooo!"
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