If the House GOP were your brain surgeon:
"Well it's clear you have a tumor that will kill you if we don't remove it. But we don't operate during election years. Tough luck."
If the House GOP were your auto mechanic:
"You've got about a week left before your brakes fail. $385 to fix them, but we don't do repairs during election years."
If the House GOP were your pilot:
"Thank you for flying GOP Airlines. We don't land during election years but there are parachutes under the seats."
BARRY KAHN /
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2024-02-07 19:12:01
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