There are three kinds of houses on Ugliest House in America:
1. This is a death trap unfit for human habitation; I feel for the poor sods who were duped into buying it and now have to figure out how to survive here.
2. This house is just old. It needs a coat of paint and some new carpet. Why are you even on the show?
3. This house fucks and the tasteless beige losers who begged to be the show don't deserve the unique gem they frankly underpaid for.
Dana Fried /
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2024-08-04 04:51:07
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