josef on Nostr: even aliens are impressed by Intel Pentium 4, said the Intel CEO. "They wish they had ...
even aliens are impressed by Intel Pentium 4, said the Intel CEO. "They wish they had Intel Pentium 4, but they don't. Only Intel has Intel Pentium 4." When approached for comment, the aliens confirmed their feelings for the new processor. "Even though we are aliens, we don't have anything like Intel Pentium 4," they explained, through a translator. "We wish we had Intel Pentium 4, but we don't. Only Intel has Intel Pentium 4." Intel NASDAQ:INTC shares shot up 0.02% on the extra-terrestrial news
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