Me: Hey, could you vacuum the dining room rug, buddy?
Roomba: Me vacuum air intake vent.
Me: [gently moving Roomba] Ha, no, there's nothing to vacuum there! Get the rug, OK?
Roomba: [shimmies back over to air intake vent]
Me: [moves Roomba again] Oookay, how bout you do the rug and then you can do the intake vent as a treat, huh?
Roomba: [heads right for the air intake vent, looking back at me over its shoulder]
Me: Son of a
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2023-10-21 17:11:01
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