npub1mcnc34fse7sdn5tk9yyvfjl69xchx5vywur0uqctkj80dhrjfkmqh4rzw9 (npub1mcnβ¦rzw9) lol, I woke up to a Puerto Rican girlfriend sitting on top of me with a knife, making sure that I knew that she would go crazy if I ever cheated on her.
I took it as a red flag.