Dan Fixes Coin-Ops on Nostr: I'm glad I'm in a long term committed relationship because pikes can you imagine ...
I'm glad I'm in a long term committed relationship because pikes can you imagine trying to use this software while dating
🦌 *tugging at shirt* Hey, do you mind if we turn the light off?
🦝 Sure!
🦌 OK~ wait why is there tape on your lightswitch
🦝 Oh wait yeah. Sorry. *grabs phone* Hold on. *fiddles* Just a sec.
🦌 um... ok?
🦝 Sorry. Just gotta do an update. Sorry. Just a sec. It's not normally like this
🦌 Did you just pull out your phone and start doomscrolling? While I'm right here?
🦝 sorry sorry no it's a different kind of doom, just a second, nearly there, sorry this never happens
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