'Tis I, the last remaining Covid virgin. Untouched by the virus. Pure and chaste.
And spicy as all heck whenever anyone says "everyone has been infected" and "there is no control group."
I'm the control group. Hello.
(I know I'm not the only Covid virgin. I would like there to be more Covid virgins. Hello to my fellow shut-in Covid virgins.)
https://ohai.social/@thatkatharine/112907127709735332
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