My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. I learned about his culture. I've decided to become a spider. I'm wearing a spider costume. I'm running for mayor of Spidertown. I've converted to Arachno-Mormonism. I'm cohabitating with a spider lady while the paperwork for my divorce goes through. I'm losing my English language skills. Silk has started emerging from orifices. I can feel my body changing.
Al Sweigart /
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2024-08-28 15:40:05
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