Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág on Nostr: As the parent of a Toddler, you get 5 spell slots between long rests. You can use ...
As the parent of a Toddler, you get 5 spell slots between long rests.
You can use them to cast any of the following:
1. Prestidigitation (Target: soggy cereal in shag carpet)
2. Haste (to get home in time with the kid screaming PEE!!!)
3. Convincing Argument ("Why can dogs pee on the street and I can't?")
4. Patience (Range: Self)
5. Sleep (repeat as needed)
6. Control Self (and not eat an entire box of hidden cookies after bedtime)
Choose wisely.
#ToddlerDnD #parenting #DnD
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2023-12-20 06:02:59Event JSON
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