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True story, one of the first times I stayed home with both kids one of them threw up in the bathroom and while I was cleaning that the other one crapped on the floor between my feet

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Bride: “You sure you’re going to be OK flying solo with the offspring while I go run errands?”

(I turn around and see our sweet kids happily eating food )

Me: “Piece of cake. No sweat my love. Have fun.”

* Door closes *

I turn around to see that the offspring have both morphed into little demon monsters and have already painted each other’s faces with sour cream.