"Let's make an ad where we crush everything that symbolises human art, joy, and creativity. We can use highly detailed slow motion images of the tools people use for the hobbies they love being obliterated. Don't forget to add an emoji being crushed with their eyes coming out due to the unbearable pressure. Then we'll associate all that destruction and loss with our product. They'll love it."
- an Apple publicist pitching their latest ad, probably.
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