pdj on Nostr: I don’t need to play fantasy sports. My life is a video game and I’m already a GM ...

I don’t need to play fantasy sports. My life is a video game and I’m already a GM of the 5 chimps that make me who I am.

The line up:

(1) The Meat Head
- Deadlifts way more and beats me in running and swimming every time.

- tells me when he’s going to mass

- Calls me gay, retarded or a pussy when I’m being gay retarded or a pussy. When I make him feel dumb, he gets flustered and just combines all of them into “gay retarded pussy.”

- will knock you out if you call me that

- The more ridiculous and absurd shit I say the better.

-rescues dogs, is a vet, and protects community.

- Has Bitcoin because he believes in my autism

(2) The Artist
- tells me I’m online too much

- processes my intensity with patient questions

- random 4 hour conversations once per month

- mutual reverence for each other’s crafts

- mutual reverence for radical honesty

- mutual appreciation of the hardest and most personal questions because everything else is boring as fuck

-Has Bitcoin because he already had it but also had some alts. He tried to get a debate set up with me and his ETH dealer for over a year but dude would not oblige. Got out of ETH when I showed him the trading pair vs Bitcoin last year. Now he sends me screenshots of the trading pair weekly.

(He’ll be on NOSTR soon and you may appreciate art for the first time when you see his work)

(3) The Best Man
- Served in spec ops

- knows it was fugazzi and not afraid to say it

- stood up against vax, lost job and had to find a way to take care of three kids

- says things like, “you have to get married and have kids. There’s no bigger joy.”

- tells me when I’m overthinking, being too sensitive or spot on.

- non stop belly laughing when we hang

- best hockey fighter I’ve ever seen

- Has Bitcoin because he trusts that Blackrock is evil more than he understands Bitcoin.

(4) The Entrepreneur

- knowledge pig

- needs a mental joust at all times.

- Loves being proven wrong because they learn the most.

- voices disappointment when I don’t say “I don’t know” and try to sound smart

- mutual appreciation for loneliness. The good and bad.

- mutual appreciation for carving your own way as the only way.

- Ruthlessly and savagely competitive with unbridled confidence and a calm exterior

-zero tolerance for excuses

-makes sure I know what I’m good at and values it. Is a fan of it.

- Got me into Bitcoin

(5) The Boo/Bae/Wife
- loves the most unique and authentic version of me

- tells me when I’m not being that person

- pushes me to be great without compromising authenticity

- inexplicable communication style of radical honesty

- Has Bitcoin because she sees my work ethic every day. Read up on her own without telling me. Needed to transact with it in El Salvador to see for herself before telling her friends about it.

/end

Shill me your Chimps