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2023-12-18 22:23:25

Christopher Biggs on Nostr: “lt comes from the future. It’s a living machine sent to kill you. It feels no ...

“lt comes from the future. It’s a living machine sent to kill you. It feels no pain, bullets bounce off it. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!”

“How do you know all this? Who /are/ you?”

“I was sent from the future to protect you, to make sure the correct future happens.”

“Me? But I’m just a senator’s intern!”

“The vote tomorrow. You spill your coffee on the senator’s blouse, causing her to miss the session on carbon reduction. The bill fails by that one vote.”

“How can you know that?”

“It’s in the history books; okay I saw a TikTok about it.”

“This is nuts, and what, you expect me to believe Greta sent you to save me?”

“No, Greta sent the Murderator. Mobil sent me to stop it.”

#Tootfic #MicroFiction
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