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@ Donald Trump
Max Kaisers 12 Steps of Shitcoiners Anonymous
Step 1: Admit you are powerless over shitcoins and that your life has become a shit show and flaming dumpster fire.
Step 2. Came to believe #Bitcoin could restore you to sanity, you worthless degen
Step 3. Make a decision to turn your life over to Satoshi and the #Bitcoin protocol
Step 4. Looked at yourself in the mirror and realized you’re a nasty shitcoiner
Step 5. Admitted to Satoshi you’re a dumbass shitcoiner
Step 6. Got rid of your shitcoins and bought more #Bitcoin
Step 7. Tweeted @maxkeiser and begged foregiveness
Step 8. Tweeted an apology to everyone you exit-scammed
Step 9. Tried to pay those noobs back you scammed
Step 10. Never forget you’re a shitcoiner at heart and try not to be a dick
Step 11. Pray to Satoshi often, and DCA at SwanBitcoin/max
Step 12. Join
http://t.me/orangepill and Orange Pill everyone you meet, including your dumbass family.
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