Time for some RULES.
*pushes autistic glasses up nose*
Do not feed or try to make friends with wildlife, ever, unless you are only feeding wild birds appropriate food for them or you are throwing lettuce to manatees. Those are the only exceptions. I'm serious. You will be their indirect cause of death otherwise.
Do not habituate wild animals to people. (I am repeating a portion of the previous rule because I'm serious and don't want you find loopholes to make friends. They should be scared of human voices.)
Aggressive squirrels attacking? Someone made friends or fed them.
Aggressive dolphins stealing children and dropping them out at sea? Made too many friends.
Bear getting shot because they are going after people? Someone fed them, like, once.
Do not ever get that selfie or fly that drone for a shot. You are also causing death. The time it takes for a shark selfie often leaves that shark never the same again.
If you post the selfie, you are increasing the demand for trafficking that animal.
Remoth the Sloth 🦥 🦠🍄🦋 /
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