Because he couldn’t find a way to get the entire population to lie down and let him take a runny shit on them:
"Trump to sign executive orders aimed at boosting coal industry
Trump is expected to sign executive orders shortly aimed at boosting the coal industry, in his latest action that runs counter to global efforts to curb carbon emissions."
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2025/apr/08/donald-trump-threatens-tariffs-50-per-cent-china-us-politics-latest-updates-news?CMP=share_btn_url&page=with%3Ablock-67f5802c8f087f8f33467ec9#block-67f5802c8f087f8f33467ec9
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2025-04-08 20:14:30
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