I know npub1pwxtgfu0lfjkvxsd9up6g0hr9zk4sh3rycf6s75474nkqf8phuaqqgxk5j (npub1pwx…xk5j) will appreciate this (& its true):
When I was in my early teens, I went to the doctor:
Him (during the initial questions about my health): 'Have you passed a stool recently?"
Me (slightly puzzled): 'Errr... no, but I did walk past a couple of chairs in the waiting room'!
... and I assure you, absolutely true.