Having a laugh about the time someone I hadn’t even invited to a party—a friend of a friend—looked at my very well-stocked bar cart with lots of mixers, a wide variety of beers, multiple flavors of hard seltzers and sparkling waters, seven or eight diet and regular soft drink options, three or four fruit juices, mineral and filtered waters, etc etc—all in ample supply—and he said to me: ‘Don’t you even have Squirt?’
It was the ‘even’ that killed me haha. As if I had REALLY dropped the ball.
Mats Holberg /
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2025-03-31 21:22:20
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