the reason washed up hoes "find Jesus" when they turn 30 is because they want to make sure they signal their intentions to the right audience - namely retards
when a hoe "finds Jesus" it means she is done getting gangbanged by men who are intelligent or at least fun and is ready to settle down with a boring, dim witted moron - that is to say a Christian
she knows only a Christian can possibly be stupid enough to "forgive" her past so she tailors her marketing to the only reject dumb enough to fall for it - a Christian
thus she "finds Jesus"
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