“What do you want to be for Halloween this year, love? Any thoughts?”
4 year old: “YOU!”
“Me?!”
“Yeah, I just need a black wig, a black dress, a BIG necklace, and some books!”
“Okay…but why is that scary?”
4: “Because then *I* would make the rules!” *literal villain cackle*
“…you’re right. That’s the most terrifying costume I’ve ever heard of.”
Catherynne M. Valente /
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2023-08-03 21:50:39
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