Final Fake News (for today)
trump melts down in courtroom!
In a shocking act of defiance, trump dissolved in the courtroom today, ending his trial in a stunning demonstration of protoplasmic disintegration. "I've seen similar events with single-cell organisms," said Professor Caul Mee Janny of Harvard, "but never with a creature of this size and mass." He said that an explanation of what occurred would need an autopsy, "but that might be impossible. All that's left is slime and goo."
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2024-04-21 01:27:09
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