Lemme tell you about Jeffrey, right?
7'8" tall.
Jet hair, hands and feet like tennis rackets. Pair of eyes that would smother you in molten gold. A tailored suit, and a smile that could win awards. (He actually did win awards for being so attractive. It became annoying.) Super annoying.
"You're getting a prize for being tall? Again?
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