Mongoose of the Chalice on Nostr: Medium curly hair is the worst, you have 3 shitass options: Columbo Weird Al/stoner ...
Medium curly hair is the worst, you have 3 shitass options:
Columbo
Weird Al/stoner middle school teacher
Fuckass diddler mullet
Personally i went with the columbo + trimmed castaway beard. But there is legit no way to look serious or slick with this hair texture
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2024-12-24 02:49:47Event JSON
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