ContraMundum on Nostr: Let’s have some fun with Boe Jiden’s common phrases in his speeches. If you have ...

Let’s have some fun with Boe Jiden’s common phrases in his speeches. If you have some other funny responses, feel free to add them. Let’s make each other laugh because who needs therapy when you can have awkward chuckles and bad jokes?

“Here’s the deal.”
• “Do I get a free toy with this?”
“Look.”
• “I see you, Joe! Do you see me waving?”
“Come on, man.”
• “I tried, but my dog refuses to budge.”
“Let me be clear.”
• “Crystal clear or like, muddy pond clear?”
“We’re in a battle for the soul of this nation.”
• “Can we take a coffee break first?”
“God bless you all.”
• “Thank you! Does that include my cat?”
“This is not who we are.”
• “Phew, I was worried I’d have to change my name!”
“Well, anyway.”
•. “Back to our regularly scheduled chaos.”

We can do Trump next..